Are 2 sick kids better than 1?
Let me break it down for ya: I’m currently pinned on the couch by 28 pounds of sleeping sick toddler. That? Could be worse.
My real problem? The 30 pounds of non-sick toddler running loose in the house. My only options for discipline are as follows:
1. Squirting him with a water bottle (already proven to be ineffective);
2. Throwing household items at him (only available choices are remote control and coffee mug and obviously I need those); or
3. Letting him continue to run amok until he either passes out or knocks himself unconcious.
Also he’s not watching the tv but goes apeshit if I turn off Curious George. Maybe I should just follow ole Yellow Hat’s lead and let Matty out into the world on his own. Surely nothing could go wrong, right???
She’s a cute lil sickie, isn’t she?
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